Olicity AU | Felicity and her rendezvous with Oliver, a hooker.
On a girls night with her best friend Sara, after quite a lot tequila shots, Felicity tells her about the night she was with a hooker; and how she didn’t even spend a dollar because Oliver thought she was too pretty and funny.
"A hooker?! Felicity you dirty girl! Details! I need details!"
"Sara! Fine. You know how down I was after breaking up with Ray and after losing the head of IT department position to that misogynist asshat?"
avengers au - genderswap
natalie dormer as captain america
margot robbie as thor
jennifer lawrence as hawkeye
aaron paul as black widow
rachel weisz as the hulk
lena headey as iron man
rooney mara as loki
gina torres as dir. nick fury
alden ehrenreich as agent maria hill
& amy poehler as agent coulson
babe, what. WHAT.
i don’t even write Olicity that much dammit. ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT ME?!?!?!?!!!!1!!?!?! ALSO, HOLD ON OKAY THERE’RE GOING TO BE MORE MOMENTS OF THEM AND DO NOT FORGET TO LOVE TOMMY HE IS A PRECIOUS ANGLE AND LOVE HIM LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
I WILL PRAY FOR YOU MY LITTLE ANON CHIPMUNK
I just wanted you all to know that you can totally finish that piece that you’re working on, because you are super talented and wonderful and there are people that love you that would love to read your story, and you should totally do it.
make me choose:
Chris Hemsworthor Chris Evans
↣ “I weep at everything. I just love things so much.”
thewintersoldierdisaster asked Jawline Kiss - Maria/Steve
Sometimes, after they’ve made love - because he refuses to call it anything else and sometimes, though she’ll never admit it to him, it feels like that’s exactly what it is - his head drops to the juncture of her shoulder and neck and he just breathes. It doesn’t make sense at first, she really just chalks it up to his body giving out with the intensity of their actions, but the first time he drops all of his weight there she realizes that that’s not it at all.
And the way he says her name is beautiful and wonderful, awe and amazement wrapped up in an emotion she still refuses to name. It leaves her breath catching in her chest as her fingers dig into the muscles of his back and she realizes with a stunning clarity that, to him, this is overwhelming.
She forgets so often that he still thinks of himself as that skinny, sickly kid from Brooklyn, that he doesn’t remember he’s so much stronger, so much heavier, that he deserves so much more than her battered, bruised and broken heart. He’s been diligent in his use of glue and there are only a few spots that are barely held together with old ratty Scotch tape, but they both have their bad days.
So she swallows around the lump of emotion in her throat, her own overwhelming feelings and the words that want to climb out of her throat. She kisses him instead, plants her lips along his jawline as best she can to sooth him and finds to her eternal shock that one day, she hopes she can actually use words to tell him she’s not going anywhere.
an: honestly? tackling hans/elsa modern-wise is haaardddd. BUT IMMA DO IT. (watch me, bitches.)
"We’re cousins! You’re not supposed to look at me like that!”
"I’m not looking at you like anything!" She shrilled back, face flushed in red while Hans tried not grin up too much.
"Yes, you are." He ground out, huffing. "You’re looking at me like you’d want to kiss me."
She huffed. “Like I want to kiss your— your— your disgusting face. Well let me tell you something mister: I don’t.” She crossed her arms, nodding to her own statement.
"Sure you don’t, darling. Keep telling yourself that if it would help you sleep at night."
“Don’t call me ‘darling’! You have no right.”
"I can’t call you with a sweet nickname, and yet you could go around calling me the ‘ill-tempered wannabe actor’?"
"That was one time.” She pointed out heatedly, “And I didn’t know you were standing right behind me.”
"That’s supposed to make it better?”
Kristoff, the cameraman, grinned, “How long would you think before they kiss?” He looked over to his friend, Sven, the reindeer (he’s got a job on the movie, okay) and grinned some more, “Three days from now? Yeah, well. I bet it’s few hours from now.”
Sven made some noises; Kristoff snorted. “You’re on, buddy.”
(They kissed two hours later.)
girls don’t want boys girls want newt calling thomas ‘tommy’ in the movie
This created my personal headcanon that Steve is awkward as fuck with babies and holding one makes him ridiculously uncomfortable. it’s like, “It’s so tiny what do I do with it? Don’t crush it, don’t crush it, don’t crush. Oh God, it’s crying, what did I do? I must’ve done something. I broke it. My patriotism does nothing. Do I sing to it? Do I recite the Bill of Rights? I don’t even think I know the entire Bill of Rights. Wow, today is horrible.”
ok but ask yourself this about your otp
- which one hogs the blanket
- which one cuts the other’s hair
- which one makes coffee for the other every morning
- which one picks up the pizza
- which one likes their music on full volume
- which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
- which one is ticklish
- which one sings and which one plays the music
- which one proposes
thor is always running into little kids who are thrilled to meet him - he doesn’t really understand the concept of signing autographs, but he starts carrying asgardian toys around in his pockets to give to kids he meets (much to shield’s chagrin - how are we supposed to keep alien tech under control when the god of thunder is giving out magnetic propulsion toys to five-year-olds?)
but one day, he meets this girl who’s nine, maybe ten, and she runs up to him all misty-eyed and immediately asks him if he knows jane foster
and her mother’s embarrassed because “honey, that’s thor, aren’t you excited to see thor?” but the girl just explains that she wants to be a scientist when she grows up, and that jane foster is the astrophysicist (she pronounces the word carefully, as if she’s been practicing) who found out how the rainbow bridge worked - isn’t that so cool? she read about it in kids discover and they watched a documentary in school and dr. foster was in it and it made her think that maybe because she likes planets so much she could be a scientist, too
and thor smiles broadly and tells her that wanting to be a scientist is a noble dream, and he says “if your mother would be willing, i could introduce you”
and that’s how jane foster ends up with a tiny science geek in pigtails trailing around behind her in her lab, asking how everything works. jane can’t really comprehend the fact that a kid would want to meet her, but she likes explaining things and she looks at this girl and can’t help seeing herself. thor is just fucking delighted because to him the idea of jane being a child’s hero makes perfect sense, why wouldn’t it? she’s jane
and years later the girl grows up to be an astrophysicist or an astronaut or an aerospace engineer and she never forgets the time that dr. jane foster knelt down beside her and said, don’t let anybody stop you from chasing the stars, if that’s what you want
jane foster inspiring girls in science, y/y
But, as has always been the case, I don’t require your help // I’m not the kind of person to choose love over duty.